relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via asvprock)

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via seanp0donnell)

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker, via sniffing)

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(via stabs)

sorry:

I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

(Source: sorry, via asvprock)

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